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  • Zelda:

    Hey I just met you

  • Zelda:

    And this is crazy

  • Zelda:

    But I need you to save all of Hyrule

  • Zelda:

    And I'm not even gonna bang you.

  • Link:

    That's completely fine, because I'm actually a decent human being who doesn't expect sex from a woman in exchange for my kindness.

  • Link:

    Did I ever mention that our fandom is sexist as fuck and that these "friendzoning" jokes aren't funny in the slightest?

  • Link:

    Because it 's true

salukthehonorable:

notcrazyiswear:

danglingthpider:

notcrazyiswear:

I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.

Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.

I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”

Whoa, wait. I thought calling a server by their name on their nametag was a bad thing. Like, they don’t appreciate your familiar tone or whatever.

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